You know that thing where you write a story and then you put it in an envelope or you attach it to an email or you upload it to some fancy submission site and then you wait and then you get rejected and then you repeat from above until BAM you get accepted and then you get published and then you write an email to the blog letting us know so we can brag about your fabulosity to the world?
It's that time again. September 1st has hit and the floodgates have opened - just some of the journals that are dying to read what you've got:
-New Ohio Review
-Cold Drill (opens 9/15)
And you're still reading this post and therefore not submitting stuff...why? Huh.