Over at the Virginia Quarterly Review blog, they've posted a list of comments from their submission readers about particularly 'bad' submissions. I read the post and as I read it my mind was blank. I smiled once or twice. Read the post if you'd like. I do not know why I posted this link, actually. I just turned in my thesis and I am now bored.
Here's an example of what one of their submission readers said:
"This guy has either the best or the worst cover letter ever. As for the poem, barf-o."
For more(?), go here.